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[temperm]

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Gau Meguro 

Father:
Mother: Dahlia Hawthorne ( coreopsideae )
Sibling: Minatsuki Tamaki ( medacium )

Voicemail
(555) 587-8423

"Hello, this is Gau Meguro! I'm sorry that I can't answer you right now, so please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!"


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Earned inventory:

-- Salary from the Agito, working as a waiter/staff from November 10th 2013 onward
-- Regain coupon, gained from the sticker event
-- Regain coupon + $1200, gained from being on island 11 for the castaway event.
--Receipt for $200 + banner with COMPLETE FAILURE on it from paintball event

--$200 receipt + t-shirt that reads I SURVIVED DARE-PALOOZA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT from dare event

Comments

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[badbreak]

ur just a pussy scared of
fucking flamingos wow
what misdemeanor now
shut up i aint got other work
4 another 3 hours still

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[temperm]

I am not scared of flamingos! For your information, I scared them off my property by myself!

Pretending to be me!

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[badbreak]

howd u do that
that was like 4ever ago
who even cares about that

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[temperm]

It's not hard to scare birds, Badou-san!

It's still relevant! You're not still pretending to be me, right?!

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[badbreak]

how come they made nests then
guess you aint that scary
start lecturing them maybe
theyll die of boredom
yeah sometimes

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[temperm]

That's how birds are! They made them before I scared them, and they'll make nests somewhere else!

How rude! They don't die from boredom! More to the point, they don't understand Japanese either!!!

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[badbreak]

did u check 4 eggs
i wonder if u can eat them
how do u know they aint know japanese
RACIST

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[temperm]

There was one or two, but I don't think I should eat them!

Birds don't understand any human language! In addition, flamingos are not from Japan! Even if they could understand human language, it most likely would not be Japanese!

You watched nature programs! You should know this!!

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[badbreak]

yeah forget all that shit
whens the next time
u gonna get a chance
2 eat flamingo eggs

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[badbreak]

yo u should make
that shit u made 4 the movie
the rice balls w/ flamingo eggs
inside

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[temperm]

...Egg filled onigiri? You want to eat that? I suppose it's no different than tamago sushi, but I've still never heard of it!

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[badbreak]

well u eat egg n rice
4 breakfast yeah ? whats the diff
if its inside

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[temperm]

...No, not usually.

It's different because it's a flamingo egg! I think they're endangered species! I can't sacrifice one for a snack!

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[badbreak]

they r not
ur just making shit up
what if its really good
what if its the best egg
like ever

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[temperm]

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It can't be that different from a chicken egg, can it?

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[badbreak]

who knows man
ppl say quail eggs r good
n aint fish eggs like
rich ppl food
flamingos are probably like
top of the egg food chain

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[temperm]

Fish eggs are pretty common...

I would think ostrich eggs would be higher on that scale! These eggs are only the size of my palm. Ostrich eggs are huge!!

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[badbreak]

so ?
oranges r bigger than clementines
but clementines r way sweeter
besides that fits in a pan easy
try to see if it fits

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[temperm]

...

I'll try one, and only one!

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[badbreak]

it was my idea
i want some

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[temperm]

I'll only give you some if you apologize for what you did and promise you won't do it again!

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[badbreak]

what
y would i apologise
4 a fucking great idea

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[temperm]

Not for that! For impersonating me!

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[badbreak]

but i aint sorry

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[temperm]

Then you're not getting any flamingo egg onigiri, Badou-san!