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Meguro Gau // 目黒 俄雨 ([personal profile] temperm) wrote2014-07-08 08:00 pm
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Gau Meguro 
Father:
Mother: Dahlia Hawthorne ( [personal profile] coreopsideae )
Sibling: Minatsuki Tamaki ( [personal profile] medacium )



Voicemail
(555) 587-8423

"Hello, this is Gau Meguro! I'm sorry that I can't answer you right now, so please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!"


Beep!
 

Earned inventory:

-- Salary from the Agito, working as a waiter/staff from November 10th 2013 onward
-- Regain coupon, gained from the sticker event
-- Regain coupon + $1200, gained from being on island 11 for the castaway event.
--Receipt for $200 + banner with COMPLETE FAILURE on it from paintball event
--$200 receipt + t-shirt that reads I SURVIVED DARE-PALOOZA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT from dare event
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temperm: (i already can't think of keywords)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
This is unbelievable!

Do you know what puberty is?! Has anyone educated you on this?! If you are a boy, you should be aware of these things!
badfall: (said it before､ won't say it again｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
if i knew
i wouldnt
ask
temperm: (i wonder how long it will take)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Puberty is the time when boys physically develop into adults. I don't think I can explain it well enough... There are many books on this!
temperm: (bakas)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[oh god this is painful this is way too painful.]

A boner is an erection. It's very likely that you will be getting them soon if you are of that age.
badfall: (there's a ghost in my lungs｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
what age
how do you know
how old you are
?
temperm: (hmmmm)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
It usually starts at 12 to 13 years old.

...Isn't that a bit personal?!

[Oh wait, apparently he doesn't know... pretty much anything so that might be an honest question rather than, say, a certain stupid ginger trying to find ways to make fun of him.]

I'm 16. I've gone through this before!
badfall: (is it worth the wait？)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
ok
what if you dont
know how old you are
how do you
find out
temperm: (ooooookay)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there are physical signs...
temperm: (kida and duo.jpg)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[For once, he's glad he's not talking over a call or showing his face on a screen.]

Have you started getting hair in places that isn't your head or eyebrows?
badfall: (seems like you have to offer up｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
theres hair
on my legs and
arms
?
temperm: (110% done)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Besides those places and that hasn't been there before!
temperm: (honey you need a hobby or an orgasm stat)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you do have some time before puberty then... It's still important to know these things!

Soon you will start getting hair in those places!
badfall: (damn､ that's some booty｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
what places
everywhere else
?
temperm: (don't hate the player hate the game)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
No! On your face, in your armpits and um around your groin area!!
badfall: (is it worth the wait？)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
ok
that all i
wanted
temperm: (records indicate that you're a dick)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Please read a book about this soon because you will be getting erections and other male issues as well! It's rude to randomly ask people about this kind of thing when it does happen! It's a private matter!

[male







issues]
badfall: (said it before､ won't say it again｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
badou said it
so i asked
and he told me to
ask you
temperm: (I DO NOT HAVE A MAID FETISH)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Badou-san did that because he knows this is embarrassing!! He is just trying to bother me!
badfall: (felt it in my fist｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
why do you add things onto names
his is just badou
mine is just heine
heine rammsteiner
temperm: (110% done)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
It's an honorific. It's how to properly address people in my home world.

[he's learned to finally explain that go gau go]
badfall: (i must become lionhearted｡)

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[personal profile] badfall 2013-10-31 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
heine
just heine
h
e
i
n
e
temperm: (chickenhead more like COCKFACE)

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[personal profile] temperm 2013-10-31 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know how to spell it!

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