Holly Heights Mailbox + Phone + Inventory

[temperm]

1448
Gau Meguro 

Father:
Mother: Dahlia Hawthorne ( coreopsideae )
Sibling: Minatsuki Tamaki ( medacium )

Voicemail
(555) 587-8423

"Hello, this is Gau Meguro! I'm sorry that I can't answer you right now, so please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!"


Beep!

 

Earned inventory:

-- Salary from the Agito, working as a waiter/staff from November 10th 2013 onward
-- Regain coupon, gained from the sticker event
-- Regain coupon + $1200, gained from being on island 11 for the castaway event.
--Receipt for $200 + banner with COMPLETE FAILURE on it from paintball event

--$200 receipt + t-shirt that reads I SURVIVED DARE-PALOOZA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT from dare event

Comments

Re: text;

[badfall]

i dont know

Re: text;

[temperm]

[oh god does he really have to say this.]

...Have you ever had an erection before?!

Re: text;

[badfall]

i dont know

Re: text;

[temperm]

Do you know what an erection is?!

Re: text;

[badfall]

no

Re: text;

[temperm]

This is unbelievable!

Do you know what puberty is?! Has anyone educated you on this?! If you are a boy, you should be aware of these things!

Re: text;

[badfall]

if i knew
i wouldnt
ask

text;

[temperm]

Puberty is the time when boys physically develop into adults. I don't think I can explain it well enough... There are many books on this!

text;

[badfall]

ok
understood

text;

[temperm]

[oh god this is painful this is way too painful.]

A boner is an erection. It's very likely that you will be getting them soon if you are of that age.

text;

[badfall]

what age
how do you know
how old you are
?

Re: text;

[temperm]

It usually starts at 12 to 13 years old.

...Isn't that a bit personal?!

[Oh wait, apparently he doesn't know... pretty much anything so that might be an honest question rather than, say, a certain stupid ginger trying to find ways to make fun of him.]

I'm 16. I've gone through this before!

text;

[badfall]

ok
what if you dont
know how old you are
how do you
find out

Re: text;

[temperm]

Well, there are physical signs...

Re: text;

[badfall]

like what

Re: text;

[temperm]

[For once, he's glad he's not talking over a call or showing his face on a screen.]

Have you started getting hair in places that isn't your head or eyebrows?

Re: text;

[badfall]

theres hair
on my legs and
arms
?

Re: text;

[temperm]

Besides those places and that hasn't been there before!

Re: text;

[badfall]

no

text;

[temperm]

Maybe you do have some time before puberty then... It's still important to know these things!

Soon you will start getting hair in those places!

Re: text;

[badfall]

what places
everywhere else
?

text;

[temperm]

No! On your face, in your armpits and um around your groin area!!

Re: text;

[badfall]

ok
that all i
wanted

text;

[temperm]

Please read a book about this soon because you will be getting erections and other male issues as well! It's rude to randomly ask people about this kind of thing when it does happen! It's a private matter!

[male







issues]

text;

[badfall]

badou said it
so i asked
and he told me to
ask you