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Gau Meguro 

Father:
Mother: Dahlia Hawthorne ( coreopsideae )
Sibling: Minatsuki Tamaki ( medacium )

Voicemail
(555) 587-8423

"Hello, this is Gau Meguro! I'm sorry that I can't answer you right now, so please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!"


Beep!

 

Earned inventory:

-- Salary from the Agito, working as a waiter/staff from November 10th 2013 onward
-- Regain coupon, gained from the sticker event
-- Regain coupon + $1200, gained from being on island 11 for the castaway event.
--Receipt for $200 + banner with COMPLETE FAILURE on it from paintball event

--$200 receipt + t-shirt that reads I SURVIVED DARE-PALOOZA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID T-SHIRT from dare event

Comments

Re: text

[badbreak]

i aint actually
now that i think about it
ur the 1 that never takes his shirt off
or HER shirt off

Re: text

[badbreak]

itd make sense
w/ ur annoying voice
n how u dont fight
n how u clean everything like u got ocd
n how u wear girly clothes
n how u got crazy bad periods

text

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How dare you! I AM A MAN!! And I know many girls who would be very upset if you thought that being a girl meant you were weaker!!

text

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I don't take off my shirt because there's been no reason to!

[liiiiaaarrr]

Re: text

[badbreak]

teach me how 2 be a girl
lets make this thing work

Re: text

[badbreak]

it being covered in llama shit
wasnt reason enough 2 take it off

text

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I don't know how to be a girl!! And you shouldn't pretend to be one anyway!

text

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Fukawa-san was there! She gets easily scared by that!

Re: text

[badbreak]

i bet u got
weird dinner plate nipples
or no chest hair or something

Re: text

[badbreak]

y not
i aint gonna tuck my junk
or nothing just be like
YEAH IM TOTALLY A CHICK
N THATS Y WE CANT FUCK
OR DATE OR WHATEVER THE HELL
CUZ U AINT IN2 CHICKS
WHICH I AM 1 OF

text

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[He almost types "There is nothing abnormal about my chest", but... That is an outright lie.]

Of course I don't have a hairy chest!

[Ain't attractive where he comes from.]

Re: text

[badbreak]

omg
its manboobs aint it

text

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NO!!!!

text

[temperm]

That's more idiotic than it is easily disprovable! Why can't you just turn her down normally?!

Re: text

[badbreak]

i been texting her 2
she says i aint got a choice

Re: text

[badbreak]

its totally mantitties
gross haha

text

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You don't have a choice in what?

Re: text

[badbreak]

anything
sounds like

text

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You're an idiot!!!

text

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You don't have a choice whether to be her boyfriend or not?

Re: text

[badbreak]

If I mess just one thing up, my chances of making you fall for me could disappear in a snap! Seiko-chan wants to love you and take care of you and make you sweets and get you chocolate on Valentine's Day and get into trouble with you (≧◡≦)
Ba-chan, everyone knows that if a cute girl and a cute boy are hanging out together, even if the boy doesn't know it, it's a date (¬_¬) You don't get a say at all!! I'm the one courting you dummy!!!

Re: text

[badbreak]

whats bachan in japanese
is she calling me a dickhead or something

text

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Um she is very forward!

That sounds like a confession to me! It's all the more important to tell her your feelings now before she keeps thinking that you like her! Right now, she just thinks you object to being called a date!

It's a nickname, I think. -chan is usually used for girls...

Re: text

[badbreak]

she knows i dont like her
i told her i aint in2 that shit
i give her a hard time
i told u she dont listen
wait what the fuck used for girls what
shes such a asshole !

Re: text

[badbreak]

whats ur cup size